Broken Nipples

So I went to the Flying Saucer for Andrea's birthday celebration a few days late but before we got there things went disaster. I stopped by her house to pound a beer and have a look at one of her Stan's wheels. Then shit gets ugly in a hurry. I broke her nipple. That is right boys and girls, ladies and lads, gents and pretties. I broke my friends nipple. . . on her wheel. Today I attempted to fix it but the way it ended up was I had what was left of the nipple crumbling to useless aluminum bits as it broke off about 1mm taller than the rim. Damn I guess I will use some pliers and cut the spoke and have to replace it. All because the nipple broke.

Atleast is wasn't as bad as this guy's day.

Happy Tuesday everybody.